Ebook The Time Machine Did It, by John Swartzwelder

Ebook The Time Machine Did It, by John Swartzwelder

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The Time Machine Did It, by John Swartzwelder

Ebook The Time Machine Did It, by John Swartzwelder

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Product details

Paperback: 144 pages

Publisher: Kennydale Books (June 2004)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 0975579908

ISBN-13: 978-0975579909

Package Dimensions:

7.8 x 5.2 x 0.4 inches

Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review:

4.1 out of 5 stars

120 customer reviews

Amazon Best Sellers Rank:

#222,839 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

I can only infer from the 4-star average that some people haven't developed the humorous palette or sophistication of cognition necessary to appreciate what is going on here. Trust me, it is a work of genius. Not finding this book funny is like looking at Michelangelo's 'David' and not finding it naked. Read it!

I found out about this book from a mention during a commentary on one of the episodes on a Simpson's DVD (which Swartzwelder refuses to participate). Many of the commentaries (I believe from season 7 - whichever season comes in the Marge Simpson head packaging) tend to gravitate toward a common theme: John Swartzwelder is the funniest person the Simpson's writers and producers have ever met.If you enjoy Swartzwelder's writing on 'The Simpson's', you will LOVE this book. Along with Dave Barry's 'Bad Habits' and the Ted L. Nancy books, this is one of those rare "Laugh Out-Loud" books but, unlike the others mentioned, this is not a collection of short blurbs, this is a well-conceived story of time travelling crooks and a private investigator attempting to track them.The only drawback to this book is the relative brevity compared to other books, but I think I would have actually broken a rib laughing if this book was any longer. Despite the length, I have to give this book five stars due as it is the best comedy novel (by far) I have ever read. I look forward to reading Swartzwelder's other books.

I picked this up because someone on a blog somewhere mentioned my favorite Simpson's writer wrote a book series. That was all I knew. I was very surprised.Man is this funny.It's like a literary cartoon. Rather than physics, the book plays with words and logic and fills your head with funny mental pictures.The narrative is a little meandering, but I would not recommend this for the story. that's like recommending the movie 'Airplane' for its plot. No. You recommend this for the jokes. very fun character.

This book is seriously goddamn hilarious. If you've ever loved silly, goofy, one-liner humor, you will laugh at every page. You'll finish the whole book in an hour, and then for the rest of your life you'll recall snippets ("a sign that read 'DO IT TOMORROW'. I got it cheap because it's bad advice") and laugh to yourself in meetings where you're being fired for laughing randomly.In short, it will fix your life. It's literary LSD.If you want a mystery book with substance and an intriguing endgame, you should definitely buy Douglas' Adams "Long Dark Teatime of the Soul," or anything by Carl Hiaasen.But if you want a book of raw comedy, that's easy to read but still finely tuned -- buy this. Yes it's worth it. You will loan it to everybody you've ever loved, and it will enrich them too.

Hilarious! If you're a big fan of The Simpsons first 10 seasons then you may or may not know that John Schwartzwelder wrote tons of episodes, and most of the best ones. Once I realized that, and then heard about his books, I figured I'd love the books too. My only complaint is that I wish it was longer. I'll make my way through his other books soon. There are some great reviews of this book that also detail his others so I direct you to those, but as a new comer to Schwartzwelder books I was not disappointed. Are you ready to laugh?

John Swartzwelder, notoriously reclusive Simpsons scribe, is known for penning some of that show's funniest and most culturally pointed episodes. He is capable of being absurd without succumbing to plot-driven idiocy and able to nestle high-brow-rising humor next to the goofiest of puns without skipping a beat. Few of the show's current writers can boast his kind of output, whether you're measuring it by episode or by how many gags he can fit into any given minute.His books (four so far) don't try to follow coherency as much as his work on The Simpsons. Instead, he uses the medium as a forum for his stream-of-consciousness wise-cracking. Mass by volume, these slim tomes have the same silly density as his episodes, even if they sprawl ten times as much. For the most part, Swartzwelder sticks to the same basic formula that made his shows a success: a fat and idiotic central character gets into all manner of monkey-shines and comes out mostly unchanged. Instead of Homer, though, our main man is called Frank Burly.THE TIME MACHINE DID ITFrank Burly introduces us to his unlikely career as a private eye. Although his primary talents are screwing things up and getting beaten on a regular basis, he ends up with a fairly important case. A bum claims that he used to be a millionaire, but criminals with a time machine retroactively stole his wealth. Burly's in over his head (heck, this guy gets in over his head just trying to tie his shoes), but that doesn't stop him from barreling headfirst into the mystery and subsequently making it messier and harder to solve. Quickly written, hastily plotted, and genuinely funny, this is one of the few books I've ever read that's gotten me to laugh out-loud, and on a regular basis. 5 Stars. FAVORITE LINE: Frank Burly, on his imprisonment and torture by the criminals -- "I held up under all this pretty well. I was sleeping like a baby -- waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants."DOUBLE WONDERFULSwartzwelder makes a mistake. Instead of one central character with the brains of a dusty cactus, he creates an entire town of them. The citizens of the Wild West town of Slackjaw are having economic troubles. Part of their problem is that the "wild" in their western town is missing; it's a pretty boring place, plus it exists in the shadows of the world-renowned Double Wonderful ranch, run by a wealthy couple who are so perfect, God owes them favors. They try desperately to bring fame and/or notoriety to their little corner of the world, but most of their ideas are pretty lame (encourage bandits to rob them, hang the mayor, etc.). They eventually get their wish, and it's mildly amusing, but the scattered scope of the story's lunacy and its slap-dash conclusion are pretty harried. You won't laugh as much as you'll roll your eyes. Not bad; not great. Notable mainly because the story's central theme (the horrifying price of fame) gives you some real clues as to why Mr. Swartzwelder himself so adamantly chooses to stay out of the spotlight. 3 Stars. MOST SELF-REFERENTIAL LINE: "...Buntline said that short books were the best selling kind ... That's what the reading public wanted in a book these days, he said. They wanted to get as close as possible to not reading at all."HOW I CONQUERED YOUR PLANETSwartzwelder, catching on, brings Frank Burly back to the fore. He's still a private detective, he's still pretty bad at it, and he's still stumbling backwards into strange cases (and sometimes plate glass windows). This time the case may have something to do with Martians. Or maybe it's Neptunians. They're both very similar, as far as aliens look, although it's harder to pronounce the word "Neptunians." While going about his daily routine of getting in the way of things, Frank ends up alienating (nyuk, nyuk) all sorts of planetary species. And, of course, he conquers your planet. Not as consistent as "Time Machine," but much sharper than "Double Wonderful." 4 Stars. FAVORITE LINE: Frank Burly, on his new alien secretary -- "...I discovered that I had hired a surprisingly dedicated secretary, who listened in on my phone calls, patted down my visitors, looked through my desk for me each morning before I got in, even appeared in my dreams taking notes."THE EXPLODING DETECTIVEFrank Burly's back, this time augmenting his act with a mostly-malfunctioning jetpack. His inability to steer is overshadowed, however, by his ability to withstand multiple explosive collisions, and he becomes something of a superhero. The new title doesn't fit him so well, because it requires that he get up before noon and commit all kinds of acts, most of them selfless and painful. He ends up getting involved in a battle against a super villain, a washed up James Bond type, and another time machine. Although this book is as funny as the previous, it makes it obvious that, while Burly's adventures through time and space are all well and good, Swartzwelder might do well to actually keep his gags confined to the realm of detective work. I doubt it took the man longer than a couple of days to write any of these books, but this is the first time I felt it really showed. 4 Stars. FAVORITE LINE: Frank Burly has infiltrated a Secret Club for Super Villains, searching for his would-be assassin -- "I continued around the room ... making it sound like I was a new member who was just making conversation. "Have you been trying to kill me?" I would ask, casually. "I'm just curious. Or we could talk about the weather, if you like. The weather's been trying to kill me too.'"

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